Category: Politics

Day 181 366

The last political hit piece of a book I read had me in stitches. Not so much because of the questionable truths laid out, but the shear volume of unchecked hyperbole. I expect nothing less from this one as well, and yet expect nothing from it all the same. It will be fun dissecting who…

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Day 43 366

American politics are humorous. The candidate people want rarely align with the machine. This primary I decided to register with a party to play in their sandbox. I decided I’ll back someone who can do more burpee’s than me, and the rest on the list combined. It doesn’t matter, I live in a flyover state.…

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Voting for sandwiches

Its once again that glorious past time where knowledgable and patriotic Americans line up in droves to decide the winning bobble-head for our countries mid-term elections. I know. I sound a little sarcastic. I probably am. But here’s the deal. Politics are like sandwiches. On the outside, everyone looks pretty much the same. On the…

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Rhymes with ..uck

Not puck, not duck, not muck, not suck.  That’s a pet peeve of mine: People who have been successful and don’t realize they’ve been lucky. That God may have blessed them; it wasn’t nothing you did. So don’t have an attitude. No Mr. President, my success is not luck. Its not chance. Its certainly not…

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Better than a mulligan.

What if, and I realize its a big if. This IF so fucking huge, it’d make the Israeli / Muslim conflict look like a lame ass popularity contest, it’d make everyone realize how irrelevant pop culture retards are, well, retarded and insignificant. It would make everyone see the corruption in our political system at face…

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