“If a district attorney wanted, a grand jury would indict a ham sandwich.”
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I am no fan of vegetable oil. I asked ChatGPT to provide alternative suggestions.
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Yes, yes, yes, I know. I am terrible at plating.
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What started out as avoiding yard work in the ~100F heat, ended up a reward for a little suffering. Inspired from a Instagram post. I think the cool kids call it Insta, or Gram, or maybe its just Instagram? I used the Cuba spice this round. Next time I’ll play…
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It feels like yesterday when I shared my latest food find, the infamous Bacon Explosion, with anyone one in earshot. Mastering that decadence was just one the many wins I accumulated along the path to my Recipe Whisperer title. The Bacon Explosion: Take Bacon. Add Sausage. Blog. – The New…
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One of the bennies of serving in Okinawa is easy access to Taco Rice and Cheese. Its the go to protein and carb load after a hard night of drinking as one walks their drunk ass back to base a couple hours before morning PT. Its a simple recipe. Rice.…
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Independence Day. Fireworks, alcohol, BBQ, and the mother of all inventions, mixing alcohol with candy while binge watching the Hunger Games (again). Happy Birthday America!
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I cannot remember how long I have been craving this wonderful poison. Frosted Mini-Wheats used to be my breakfast go-to. Sometimes I would spoil myself with some super buttery multi-grain toast to soak up the sugar milk concoction after the fact. Its been years since I had it last. I…
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Essential AF lunch. I’ve only had three full weekends off since the COVID panic started. Not bitching. I enjoy consistent paychecks. Bon appetite!
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Another mail in effort for a photo of the day. It did its purpose quite well.