Category: Opinion

Rhymes with ..uck

Not puck, not duck, not muck, not suck.  That’s a pet peeve of mine: People who have been successful and don’t realize they’ve been lucky. That God may have blessed them; it wasn’t nothing you did. So don’t have an attitude. No Mr. President, my success is not luck. Its not chance. Its certainly not…

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Better than a mulligan.

What if, and I realize its a big if. This IF so fucking huge, it’d make the Israeli / Muslim conflict look like a lame ass popularity contest, it’d make everyone realize how irrelevant pop culture retards are, well, retarded and insignificant. It would make everyone see the corruption in our political system at face…

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Justify the lie

I used to work with a uniquely naive “gentleman” who was incessantly lied to by his “idol” over the most trivial of statements. If Idol brought food in, he’d make the claim it was fat free, or low calorie without a hint of question. During our annual salsa pot-lucks, he’d claim his hot (brain damaging…

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