Category: Current Events

Rhymes with ..uck

Not puck, not duck, not muck, not suck.  That’s a pet peeve of mine: People who have been successful and don’t realize they’ve been lucky. That God may have blessed them; it wasn’t nothing you did. So don’t have an attitude. No Mr. President, my success is not luck. Its not chance. Its certainly not…

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Better than a mulligan.

What if, and I realize its a big if. This IF so fucking huge, it’d make the Israeli / Muslim conflict look like a lame ass popularity contest, it’d make everyone realize how irrelevant pop culture retards are, well, retarded and insignificant. It would make everyone see the corruption in our political system at face…

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You want to see my ID?

This happened a couple months ago. Not new news to most since I have (over) shared this encounter numerous times over numerous free beer fridays. Not nearly as much as my mango story, but if I stay on this earth another 19 years, i will give the mango a run for its money. Back story:…

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